Outskirts Press Announces '102 Awesome School Jokes,' the Latest Highly-anticipated Comedy Book from East Brunswick, NJ Author Elena Dianna Z. and A
Denver, CO and East Brunswick, NJ (PRWEB) May 1, 2008 -- Outskirts Press, Inc. has published 102 Awesome School Jokes by Elena Dianna Z. and Anthony Porturas, which is the author's most recent book to date. The 5 x 8 Paperback in the Comedy category is available worldwide on book retailer websites such as Amazon and Barnes & Noble for a suggested retail price of $13.95. The webpage at www.outskirtspress.com/102AwesomeSchoolJokes was launched simultaneously with the book's publication.
About the Book (Excerpts & Info)
A math teacher scolds his student who came late to his class again:
Teacher: I am asking you for the last time. Why are you tardy to my class again?
Student: Why for the last time? Are you going to quit being a teacher?
Deftly constructed at 48 pages, 102 Awesome School Jokes is being aggressively promoted to appropriate markets with a focus on the Comedy category. With U.S. wholesale distribution through Ingram and Baker & Taylor, and pervasive online availability through Amazon, Barnes & Noble and elsewhere, 102 Awesome School Jokes meets consumer demand through both retail and library markets with a suggested retail price of $13.95.
Additionally, 102 Awesome School Jokes can be ordered by retailers or wholesalers for the maximum trade discount price set by the author in quantities of ten or more from the Outskirts Press wholesale online bookstore at www.outskirtspress.com/buybooks
ISBN: 9781432713560 Format: 5 x 8 Paperback SRP: $13.95
For more information or to contact the author, visit www.outskirtspress.com/102AwesomeSchoolJokes
About the Author
Elena and Anthony enjoy making people laugh and over the years have thought of many funny anecdotes. Now they wish to share them with as many people as possible.
The cover graphic is by Dick Macmillion and the interior graphics are by Irina Skubko Arias and Andrey Skubko.
About Outskirts Press, Inc.
Outskirts Press, Inc. offers turn-key, full-service, custom self-publishing for authors seeking a cost-effective, fast, and flexible way to publish and distribute their books worldwide while retaining all their rights and full creative control. In 2007, the Denver Business Journal recognized Outskirts Press as the 3rd fastest-growing privately-held company in Colorado, with a growth rate of 1,560% since 2004. Available for authors globally at www.outskirtspress.com and located on the outskirts of Denver, Colorado, Outskirts Press represents the future of book publishing, today.
Outskirts Press, Inc., 10940 S. Parker Rd - 515, Parker, Colorado 80134
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