Outskirts Press Announces Disgusting Jokes, the Latest Highly Anticipated Humor - Jokes & Riddles Book from Unalaska, AK, Author Bob Beasley
Denver, CO, and Unalaska, AK (PRWEB) July 19, 2007 -- Outskirts Press, Inc. has published Disgusting Jokes: Bob Beasley's Lifetime Collection by Bob Beasley, which is the author's most recent book to date. The 5.5 x 8.5 paperback in the Humor - Jokes & Riddles category is available worldwide on book retailer websites such as Amazon and Barnes & Noble for a suggested retail price of $7.95. The webpage at www.outskirtspress.com/DisgustingJokes was launched simultaneously with the book's publication.
About the Book (Excerpts & Info)
This guy goes home early from work one day, and walks in to catch his
girlfriend packing her clothes. Surprised, he asks, "What are you
doing?" She says, "I'm leaving you." He asks, "Why?" The girlfriend
answers, "I heard you were a pedophile." The guy gasps in shock, and
says, "Pedophile? Wow, that's an awfully big word for a twelve-year
old!"
Deftly constructed at 116 pages, Disgusting Jokes: Bob Beasley's Lifetime Collection is being aggressively promoted to appropriate markets with a focus on the Humor - Jokes & Riddles category. With U.S. wholesale distribution through Ingram and Baker & Taylor, and pervasive online availability through Amazon, Barnes & Noble and elsewhere, Disgusting Jokes meets consumer demand through both retail and library markets with a suggested retail price of $7.95.
Additionally, Disgusting Jokes can be ordered by retailers or wholesalers for the maximum trade discount price set by the author in quantities of ten or more from the Outskirts Press wholesale online bookstore at www.outskirtspress.com/buybooks
ISBN: 9781432702298 Format: 5.5 x 8.5 Paperback SRP: $7.95
For more information or to contact the author, visit www.outskirtspress.com/DisgustingJokes
About the Author
Bob Beasley has mastered the craft of telling jokes to a variety of
audiences throughout his lifetime, compiling this collection of his
favorites to share in getting some much-deserved laughter out of the
politically correct world we have created.
Disgusting Jokes is not intended to offend anyone, but if you are
easily offended, then please read on. You may, or may not get
offended, but in most cases, you could definitely be disgusted.
About Outskirts Press, Inc.
Outskirts Press offers turn-key, custom book publishing services for authors seeking a cost-effective, fast, and flexible way to publish and distribute their books while retaining all their rights and full creative control. Available globally at www.outskirtspress.com and located on the outskirts of Denver, Colorado, Outskirts Press, Inc. represents the future of book publishing, today.
Outskirts Press, Inc., 10940 S. Parker Rd - 515, Parker, Colorado 80134
http://outskirtspress.com 1-888-OP-BOOKS
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Outskirts Press Announces Disgusting Jokes, the Latest Highly Anticipated Humor - Jokes & Riddles Book from Unalaska, AK, Author Bob Beasley
Outskirts Press, Inc. has published Disgusting Jokes: Bob Beasley's Lifetime Collection by Bob Beasley, which is the author's most recent book to date. The 5.5 x 8.5 paperback in the Humor - Jokes & Riddles category is available worldwide on book retailer websites such as Amazon and Barnes & Noble for a suggested retail price of $7.95. The webpage at www.outskirtspress.com/DisgustingJokes was launched simultaneously with the book's publication.
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